User:The Kedge (Edge)

Hello, all.

In case you don't know, I am the Kedge.

The Kedge of Awesomeness.

And I have a blue chicken.

That's right.

A blue chicken.

A blue chicken who can run from DC to Chicago in three seconds, no less.

Though I have an awesome blue chicken, my favorite color is black.

No, I am not emo.

No, I am not a racist.

I just like black.

So there you have it.

Once again, I am the Kedge, signing out.

Good night.