User:The Master of Mayhem

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i like strawberries and cream

About Me
I live in Ireland. I love Robot Wars, Top Gear and Fawlty Towers best. If you have 'found' my talk page, you know the rules. Disobey them — if you dare!

Favourite Robots
As you can see, a random lot, dumped in a random order. There were a few close calls, and a few re-organisations compared with my original list. May not be suitable for sensible people (ie: Germans, sorry!). Anyway, here's the lingo, which DOES NOT include "Ahoy there me hearties!" Right, let's get cracking. Bold typeface indicates robots that I have made and I still have (somehow, don't ask me why for fear of me selling your house to Mr. Edward Hoppitt, although I won't since I don't know where your house is). (example:259). Italic typeface indicates robots that I did build, but since lost them/ set fire to them/ dumped them in a cup of cold tea that was intended for my now-dead cat/ left on the side of the N7 to be crushed by a elderly man in his V-reg Vauxhall Corsa (example:Cerberus)

I may have built 68 models, yet I hope to have 72. Some I will build are here, yet I am away from my colours, my card and the sellotape which is in Ireland, so that's fine because right now I am back in Ireland, with 4 more to construct. Building the house robots.

Favourite Catchphrases

 * 10: Say What You See: The show's motto. Shame the players never got it....
 * 9: Catchphrase: ....The contestants did get this though.
 * 8: Scraping The Bottom Of The Barrel: Nick Weir era, this one. Very funny.
 * 7: Teddy Bear's Picnic: Sums me up perfectly.
 * 6: Dee-Day: Wasn't D-Day, spelt Dee-day (note the subtle difference).
 * 5: Bonfire Night: The flaming 'bon'.
 * 4: Beach Bum: Say what you see! A beach with a bum!
 * 3: Frost Bite: Throbbing Ice... Throbbing Ice is back! Ice... Spider... Monkey!
 * 2: Booby Trap: Hilarious.

And the top spot belongs to...
 * 1: Snake Charmer!: I think you know already...

So what is the creator of carnage up to at the moment? Well, I'm learning Wikipedia (as in getting to grips with the world's biggest encyclopaedia). Remember that little Twinkle icon at the top? I can request page protection with that-vandals beware! When I find an article that appears to be written by a drunkard, I tag it, edit it or just blank the page and redirect to an article that has more content than the page I've redirected. So that's it. No harassing me-I will report AND request page protection (probably semi-protection to largely stop the invasion of annoying, time-wasting boxes on wheels.)

Semi-protection has been delivered. I can't wait to see that IP's face when he tries to view the source (note the semi-protection lock at the top)!

My barnstars are now on a different page. Userboxes will stay where they are for the near future.

Edit milestones
1000th edit:This edit on 16/3/2011 (a Wednesday)

2000th edit:This edit on 28/3/2011 (a Monday)

3000th edit:This edit on 24/4/2011 (a Sunday, I know I can't get the diff but I created a new page)

March was my first month (my third month in total) to get more than 1000 edits in a single month.