User:The Muffin Queen

The Muffin Queen is the Queen of muffins. Most people like to pretend to be the Muffin Queen but in truth, since there is only one realm of muffins, there can only be one Muffin Queen. The identity of the true Queen is a girl named Chantelle Chitty who was born and raised in Australia/Victoria country town of Morwell. The Muffin Queen is in truth, an artist, although her work is not popular, she is in fact very talented. Rumours claim she has a direct relation to the Leonardo Da Vinci, however these rumours are undoubtedly false since Da Vinci was a frenchman and The Muffin Queen's background is in fact, dutch. The Muffin Queen is currently engaged to the Muffin Man, the future ruler of Muffins, Anthony McCrystal, a musician/computor nerd. The Muffin Queen will soon move to Portland, Victoria in November of 2010, any who wish to see the Muffin Queen, attend the (currently building) Mcdonalds that resides in Portland as she works there. Any Bacon and egg McCmuffin touched by her is gold.