User:The Out House Poet

"The Out House Poet"
One of legends and fables...

As defined: One to write Poems Odes and rhymes in conjunction with crude hilarity. (Kilroy: A name that has always showed up and has been told to be the original outhouse poet)

This has been a long standing tradition of construction workers to make fun of their boss make racial remarks or anti police comments.

A few of such poems and rhymes are:

"The night was dark the sky was blue, When out of the alley something flew, a light went out a scream was herd someone got hit by a flying turd"... Quote Kilroy

And

"Here I sit upon the pooper looking all the stuper I just gave birth to a ___X__ State trooper"... Quote Kilroy

Such poems have been found in the restrooms at State Parks in Out Houses around America...

The one that has been told me. Was about the Lincoln bathroom in the White House. told to have held on its north wall written by Lincoln himself... (no one knows if it actually exists or even existed)... supposed to be the best one ever written...

[Please quote new material from Kilroy its the out house poet's way]...

If anyone wishes to add or subtract from this please do so I am not a good Writer... This is one subject I have been hard pressed to find in Wiki and figured I would add it...