User:The Real Life Of/Jay Michael Hershey

Jay Michael Hershey (born March 5, 1982), often referred to as "Sexy Beast," is an aspiring musician, video-gaming connoisseur, gun-ownership advocate, and prophet of the End Times. Mr. Hershey is currently employed as the premier Endoscopic Specialist of the Greenville-Spartanburg region in the Upstate of South Carolina. He first made his debut by his profound acting performance in "The Audi Experience" (click here to view). Soon thereafter he made significant gains in his music career by his participation in Greer Idol (click here for a sampling of "Simple Man"). The extent of his success in this competition remains uncertain due to widespread speculation of fraudulent activity among the judging panel. Fans most likely recognize Mr. Hershey for his lead vocals in the many gigs performed by well-known duo "Jay and Silent Rob." His weekly performances are famous for drawing insurmountable crowds to Greenville, South Carolina's own Corner Pocket, The G-Spot, Wild Wings, and even the infamous Esso Club located in nearby Clemson, South Carolina.

Mr. Hershey currently devotes countless hours of hard work to perfecting his marksmanship skills in both the physical and virtual realms. He can be found in his spare time roaming the vast fields of the Clinton Rifle Range or in the living room of his own home battling the Germans, Soviets, and most recently the Zombies of "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare." Some speculate that Mr. Hershey's virtual engagements may have even served as a divine inspiration to his avid belief in the Zombie Apocalypse. His recent claims of apocalyptic destruction in 2012, despite questions raised from modern-day scholars, have led to a massive occult-like following. Mr. Hershey has vowed that he and his followers will be ready when the time comes...with guns, rations, and shelter.

Jay Michael Hershey was born in Kalamazoo, Michigan on March 5, 1982. He currently resides in Greenville, South Carolina with his adoring wife, Mandy Leigh Streetman Hershey