User:The Reverend Heavy Joe

The Reverend Heavy Joe is a character played by musician Joe Beyer of Kitchener, ON. The Reverend is the president of the world's first openly inter-dimensional church (The Sacred Church of Fuck Yu) and is said to have traveled to planet earth from Spideria, his native dimension, sometime in the late 14th century.

Biography
The Reverend Heavy Joe was born the product of an immaculate conception on a small planet in the Spideria dimension. At the age of 7 he performed his first public miracle at a wedding when he transformed water into high grade liquid LSD when they had run out of everything except sub standard magic mushrooms due to a greater then expected demand for hallucinogens. Little more about his life in Spideria is known as his home planet was destroyed by the anal monster of Planet 329B along with most records of it's inhabitants. It is generally infered that he left Spideria in pursuit of the anal monster and it's keeper, Mohawk Jay.

To be continued.