User:The Soft Machine

Introduction
I'm but a simple man with a simple life. Born in Orlando, Florida at the age of zero, I always knew I was destined for destiny. At about the age of 16, my family and I moved to Roanoke, Virginia for no apparent reason. That's about it.

About Me

 * I'm the greatest college student who has ever lived.
 * I go to George Mason University.
 * I'm 18 years of age.
 * I despise Pepsi.
 * I heart Quizno's Subs.
 * Alcohol is a past time.
 * I watch Family Guy.
 * My blood is fueled by Mario Kart 64.
 * I live in Virginia.
 * I have no major.
 * Yeah, I'm liberal.
 * I live in Roanoke, Virginia.
 * I speak English.

Why I'm Here
I'm probably not going to create any profoundly profound pages here. Maybe touching up a bit here or there, but that's about it. Spelling errors and whatnot are the bane of my existance. I'm usually peddling around pages like the 2005 Atlantic Hurricane Season and The Meaning of Life, so don't mind me.