User:The Spider Chick

I am The Spider Chick, not just on Wiki, but everywhere.

I am part of WikiProject Spiders. My goal on Wiki is to improve the accuracy of the information offered on spider pages here. I see so many errors in what is written about spiders elsewhere on-line, so it's important that what is offered here is accurate and informative.

I am a spider ecologist and spider educator and I’ve been studying spiders for 20 years. Since most of what people “know” about spiders is misinformation and myth, my mission is to correct this by educating people about these fascinating creatures via online consulting, public appearances and classroom presentations with my live spider collection.

or possibly

(Because I was fully fluent a long time ago)

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