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Shi-Ling Hsu (born April 2, 1961) is an American professor of law in the state of Florida. He is a professor of law at Florida State University, Tallahassee and an author writing books like The Case for Carbon Tax. He has two kids Allen (a cutie) and Katherine with his wife Debrah Tipton. The moto that Shi-Ling Lives by is "Every Man wants to be Him and Every Woman wants to Date Him"

Academic, Law, and Writing Career
His Academic Career took off at California at Davis He has a Ph.D. in agricultural and resource economics master's in ecology and was an EPA Star Fellow from 1996-98. Hsu was a senior attorney and also practiced law in California. He also practiced Environmental Law in Washington, D.C. He wrote three books "Capitalism and the Environment A Proposal to Save the Planet", "Ocean and Coastal Resources Law", and "The Case for a Carbon Tax: Getting Past Our Hang-ups to Effective Climate Policy." All of his books preserve a relationship with the economy and human emissions and nature.

Personal Life
Hsu was born in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. His father was Pa Ho Hsu an immigrant who studied soil chemistry and was a professor at Rutgers University for 30 years .He lived with his parents until he was abandoned at the age 2 years old, where he crawled all the way to Trenton, New Jersey. There he was picked up by a greedy business man named Zachery Bull. In captivity, he was forced to do tedious tasks, such as working the fields, and making iphone. He worked for many years, until he started a slave rebellion, stealing his captors many fortified ships. He got sucked into a worm hole taking him to 1426 and in the middle of the sea with only his boat and his crew of slaves. After his great escape, he and his crew began to sail the high seas on these stolen ships. On his voyages he took down the likes of Jack Sparrow and Ghandi. He was captured by the US Navy on September 11th, 1427, with a confirmed kill count of 2,996. He soon escaped prison using only a spoon and a high-powered rocket launcher. He immediately went back to his fleet called Genghis Khan. He captured many other ships, when he captured one holding a hostage named Debrah Tipton, he freed her and soon found true love with Debrah Tipton and they soon had two kids that he fathered named Katherine (17) and Allen (14) and to ensure their saftey he travled back to the 2000s.

involvement in WWll
Soon after Shi-Ling's first of many deaths, he was reincarnated as a city, known as Shi-Ling Hsu. The war raged on, and because Shi-Ling Hsu was centered in the middle of Japan, he was in the middle of the violent attacks of the war. A 3rd bomb after little boy and fat man were dropped on hiroshima and nagasaki was dropped on the town. The bomb, named Shayan Khan, was dropped on the city, turning it to ash, and killing all 12000 of its inhabitants.

Vietnam War
Once he graduated from college in 1970, he was shipped off to Vietnam to help his country. He has a total of 209 confirmed kills during the war but in 1973 he was captured and held hostage. In the January of 1974, he started another slave rebellion killing 1638 civilians and 113 soldiers. The rebellion started in Pattani and went all the way to Hanoi committing total war all the way there with his platoon of slaves but by the time he got there, they had to retreat since America left the war. He was found guilty of committing war crimes and executed.

Resurrection
15 years after his execution, Hsu was reincarnated as a Mary River turtle. He lived his peacefully until Josuturtleke the evilest turtle ever and Diotortoise showed up. They challenged him to a fight to the death. Shi-Ling had the upper hand on Josuturtleke until Diotortoise hopped in. Shi-Ling Hsu’s strength was no match for the two of them combined. He was stabbed over 20 times and died. Later being reincarnated as a law professor with a giant pp (I've seen it).

=Cuban missile Crisis==

In early 1962, Shi-Ling Hsu produced a bestselling novel, The satire of a banana which explores topics such as bananas, and the overrepresentation of minorities in modern American culture. This book became a topic sparking debates between the United states and Cuba. These debates inadvertently let to the Cuban Missile Crisis. And the tension between both countries. Because of his bestselling novel the American government sent many drones to try and kill him, all attempts failing.

Cuba’s destruction and relevance to modern pop culture
The tension between Hsu and Cuba was not backing down but increasing, leading to an all out war between the country of Cuba and Hsu. It ended with Hsu dropping a total of 7 nuclear bombs on Cuba, killing 11 million innocent lives. Those who did not die from the explosions, died from the aftermath, slowly and painfully. Even though these events were over 300 years in the past they still have lasting affects on today’s society. With many modern phenomenons referencing these events. In Taylor swift’s song Cruel Summer she says “Shiny toy with a price” referencing the shine of the bomb, and the price references the toll of the bomb being, the millions of lost lives. The song Sweater weather says “it’s too cold” referencing the nuclear winter of the bombs after they dropped. In ha mood by Ice Spice says “ice how you always stay hot” which talks about the heat of the first explosion.

Settling down
After these events, Shi-Ling Hsu moved to Tallahassee Florida where he became a professor of law. He lives with his two kids and wife, Allen, Katherine, and Debrah Tipton.

Invention of Time Travel
Shi Ling Hsu’s first idea came during the Vietnam War when he saw his first son Jacob Hsu he wanted to reincarnate him. So, in 2019 he invented time travel and was able to travel to 2297 where reincarnation was made by Ziad Seliem and bring it back to Vietnam. He was able to bring back Jacob Hsu and he had kept other reincarnation machines in several places in case of his death. With the time machines, he was able to go back to all the way from 1427 to the 2000s and so he was able to conquer time and the universe.