User:The Wizard Who Did It

I am the self-proclaimed Wizard Who Did It (in reference to the common cop out, "A wizard did it" as an explation for inconsistancy and plot errors) and sole occupant of the Circle Cave. I am an all-powerful wizard who, among other things, can reverse and stop time, as well as manipulate reality itself. I will readily do so out of sheer boredom or just to have others suffer (yeah, I'm really nasty), particularly Black Mage, who refers to me as an "omnipotent jackass" (roflmfao), to which I do not object. For example, humanity used to have 36-hour days, but I reduced them to 24 just to make everyone hurry up (now you know why always have few time). I never stop to think about the consequences of my actions. I wouldn't be the Wizard Who Did It if I did. Black Mage is a particular target of my "mad" whimsy: I have made him throw up his entire digestive tract, filled his lungs with taffy, and dropped Australia on him.. So, as you can see, you don't want to mess up with me. You don't.