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Explanation: The Microwave Theory was established by the ingenious minds at the residents of Earth. This theory has been believed to be the idea of the universe as a microwave. The people who believe in this theory were called "Radions", because of how the Microwave gives off radiation to warm up food. The Microwave theory states that whenever God is hungry, He would warm up the food using the universe (The Microwave), then the Sun (the light from the microwave) warms up the food. This warming up process has been believed to be the reason why Global warming is taking shape. The "warming up process" would also cause stars to enter supernova, causing them to explode.

Controversies: The theory has been disproved by millions, because of its "Stupidness", or "Gruesomeness". People have been said to worship the microwaves in their own homes, and then proceed to shove themselves into microwaves and set the time to "66:66". On August 25, 2018, after Earth created the theory, over 1,000 people were killed by microwaves.