User:The cardinal points are not news/entry content

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 * 441=I thought {{user:hshtg|syria}} was kicking off the presidential campaign. [[file:emblem-question-yellow.svg|20px|link=Syrian presidential election, 2014]] {{user:hshtg|russia}}

Sushi [sic] hockey friendly? I'm a fucking poet!
 * 440=Red Ruby for red elephant for White House! A.K.A. M.R. Florida for M.R. 2016.
 * 439=She would look better without that beard. What do you mean it's not a girl?
 * 438=Yeah, but practice on a hot dog first. Otherwise you might rip your dick off. [[file:emblem-question-yellow.svg|20px|link=Something, Something, Something, Dark Side]]

So I haven't made a cardinal post point in over 67*3600 seconds. I was too busy watching the S.W. prequel trilogy in black-and-white. Also, look what I have now! → {{user:hshtg|starwars}} Yay!
 * 437=These guys are gods. I'ma become a physicist. I mean... No one gets laid more than master of ceremonies squared Stephen Hawking. (Yes. I know that's Einstein.) And I thought that people who made open-world video games were otherworldly. {{p|surprise}}
 * 436=I just saw The Monuments Men a {{{{#ifexist:Bond {{#expr:{{CURRENTMONTH}}/3}}|blue|{{#ifexist:Bond {{#expr:{{CURRENTMONTH}}/2}}|green|red}}}}|coup}}le of days ago and he was 12.

Oh. Right. Period movie.
 * 435=I am completely lost. I didn't understand a word. What year is this? Where am I? The instanet? The Xorld Xide Xeb?
 * 434=Sectarian invocations do not automatically violate the U.S. constitution? You don't say.

"Gentlemen. We live in the craziest fucking country in the world, aside from the U.A.E., A.K.A. the United Emirates of Arabia. All we can do is pray."

The others proceeded to kneel on their rugs.

"Sir! Yes, sir!"
 * 433=I want to elect this man president. Oh; never mind.

If Putin had been there, he would've been a V.I.P., $[click]$ or "Vladimir Ivanovich Putin".

J.K., y'all. The Putsch's middle name isn't Ivanovich. It's something much worse. (No. You don't need a key to open this link.)