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The Fig Bar Theory

Did you know about the fig bar theory? Well, probably not. This is directed towards anyone who is interested in getting to know the fig bar theory.

The first step of getting to know the fig bar theory is to learn about how humans get wrinkles in the water after a long period of time in water. This happens because old fig bars rot the water with "fig bar bacteria". Fig bar bacteria is a very spreadable disease and pollutes only water. Fortunately it does not cause any harm to humans or other living creatures, but it does leave harmless marks called wrinkles. This is known as what you get after being in the water for too long.

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