User:The first slap deciple

Slapish We are the slapish community so f*ck your other pleb religions. Slap kosher consists of for lunch sandwiches only the bread must not connect like slaps to your non kosher food. If thy bread connects thy will be slapthed. Thy ten slap condmantents 1 thy bread must not connect 2 thou must not eat pizza for lunch 3 bruschetta is all that is holy 4 fuck ten four is enough.