User:The jumping squrrel/sandbox

Bushrooms are magical creatures that live in the forest. They eat raspberries and poop out daisies. If you see one, do not step on its foot or else it will attack with its powers to knock down trees. Bushrooms are vicious but friendly to squirrels, especially jumpy ones. Bushrooms look like bunnies with a single mushroom atop their head. They lay eggs that resemble ladybugs. Bushrooms are typically afraid of fireworks as well as elephants. They love glitter and tea. Bushrooms are not commonly found by humans, but remember if you happen to find one, DO NOT STEP ON ITS FOOT! They come in two genders: male and female. Females have round noses while males have square noses. If you happen to discover one, and it seems to be neither, then you must contact www.thejumpingsquirrel.com IMMEDIATELY! Also, if the Bushroom is located near a rainforest, then it is laying its eggs, which look exactly like ladybugs. Please spread the word about this endangered species. AND REMEMBER TO NEVER STEP ON A BUSHROOMS FOOT!