User:The kurbster

The Kurbster'Born 1983, originally named Edward Smith AKA "The Eddster" was dubbed the name "The Kurbster" by fellow inmates at the infamous "tent city" jail in Phoenix. Stands 6'1, 190, white and undoubtedly good looking. Known to be into weight lifting. Reasons for repeated jail time unknown. However, there have been speculations that "The Kurbster" had been practicing prostitution to widowed women in the town of Scottsdale, often disguising himself as a pool boy and then later subduing his widowed victims while their children where at school. The whereabouts of "The Kurbster" are a mystery. He was last spotted in Carlsbad, Ca. Rich Widows, you must beware!

Simple kind of man. I enjoy watching movies 6 months after they come out and bringing them up in conversation as though they are brand new, wearing damp clothing, getting out of the shower and realizing I failed to wash the shampoo from my hair, Michael Jackson's Dad, looking in the mirror, reading things in magazines and talking about them like it's my own opinion, ranch sunflower seeds, writing letters then throwing them away, sleeping in, telling jokes that are not funny at all but are really long, excusing my stupidity with "inside jokes," and surfing.