User:The loose moose goose

Born in Adelaide in 1954, The loose moose goose was born a healthy 7 pounds 11 ounces to joyful mother Loose Moose and indifferent father Mr Goose. Growing up in quite a poor family, The loose moose goose was often subject to bullying throughout his childhood. At one point, a primary school bully hijacked an electric train and drove it into the school grounds to intimidate The loose moose goose - instead, he seriously injured 453 students and destroyed the science block of the school.

After this tragedy, The loose moose goose was motivated to become a better person. He had had enough of stealing Honey Soy Chicken chips from supermarkets just to survive; he wanted to live a rich and famous life. He decided to go into the local hospital, and at the age of 13 received a sex change, dyed his hair fiery red and also adopted a nasal twang into his voice. One year later, on his 14th birthday, The loose moose goose legally changed his name to Julia Gillard.

Accepted into the Australian Government within 3 days of achieving a PhD in Politics, The loose moose goose began a hard road to the top. By the year 2012 he was reigning Australia, and did so for many years. However, another tragedy struck.

His good friend, The Train Enthusiast, died in a terrible train accident in Nevada. The loose moose goose then undertook a soul-searching session in the deserts of Egypt, determined to find his true self. And he did; he knew he was to be a Wikipedian.

Racing home to Nambour State High School, a place which The loose moose goose was full of internets and slightly illegal substances, he created a Wikipedia account and stocked up on Pezamphetamine for the big life ahead.

To this day, he still edits your Wikipedia pages.

And he is behind you.

Yours truly,

The loose moose goose.

UPDATE: News breaking across the world has come to our attention, with a moose-like goose-like character, described as a very loose character, has been caught performing a theft on the Royal Palace. The culprit, who is believed to be the infamous "The loose moose goose", is being held in London Prison as we speak. Her highness the Queen had this to say. "Well we were just relaxing on the Royal Porch drinking some tea, when antlers suddenly stuck up out of the floor. The distinctive honk of a goose soon followed as it became apparent that the theif was carrying many jewels and rubies. We hope that he is imprisoned for his lifetime."

More information as it comes to hand. Remember to keep updated with this page for the latest "The loose moose goose" news. Thankyou. We can expect another update tonight.

UPDATE: Sorry for the late update loyal followers! The charges against The loose moose goose have risen, with the rumour that he attempted to steal the ENTIRE Royal Palace confirmed. Mr Goose has now broken out of London prison and is on the run across the woods of Transylvania. It is believed that he has gained to company of three squirrels, four rabid water coolers and an elephant moulded out of Play-Doh, none of which have been accused of any crimes before. More updates to come, I hope there is no one in the Transylvanian area at risk.

UPDATE: The Goose has been seen! Traversing across the plains of Eastern Sweden, he was seen doing the Timewarp dance with what appeared to be a small, stout, red and white figure. They appeared to be on their way north. Here is what the Local Member for Eastern Sweden had to say. "I was just taking a small toboggan trip out east when an antler caught my eye, well to be honest it took out my eye completely" said Mr oustbargner, pointing to his eyepatch. It then flapped its goosey wings at me, I can tell you it was extremely loose, off the rails some might say. I told it to calm down, but it only seemed to infuriate." This latest piece of information links to the possibility that The LMG (Loose Moose Goose) could be of the Alexius variety, which has a major characteristic of irrefutable anger. Loose_Moose_Goose_news.com is trying to set up an interview with President Obama about the issue, set to be released on the 23rd November. Stay tuned.