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Reynolds is a growing religion based around the worship of Mr Reynold's who has performed miracles on several occasions. It was founded within North Kesteven school at 2:36 10th October 2007. It has faced criticism from several sources, including the evil Miss Randall who has attempted to infiltrate and convert many of its members. However despite these setback Reynolds grows stronger every day, and 90 billion people were last recorded as followers. It is also the richest religion in the world as Mr Reynolds can draw money and make it appear.

Method of Worship

When ever the saintly Mr Reynold's is spotted it is customary two bow to the ground and worship int he tradition manner. If this is not follow by everyone except the founders, a punch to any part of the body is appropriate punishment. Whenever Mr Reynold is mentions, someone mush say something good about him or they may burn in hell. Followers believe that faithful service will be rewarded with reincarnation and straight A*'s or the equivalent in any academic pursuit. Mr Reynolds has been described as the God of learning for these reasons.

Mr Reynolds

Mr Reynold has performed many miracles, including drawing perfect circles with both hands at once while blindfolded and having an amazing knowledge of old rock bands. He is currently employed as head of animation at North Kesteven school and also teaches media studies, he is the most popular person in school. He also managed to make his class gain full A*'s by doing all their coursework for them (hint. As well as this he can also fly and making any drawing of his become real, therefore he is able to draw anyone dieing and they will die exactly as drawn. This makes him a very potent god, killed all other gods by drawing them being raped/suffocated to death by loads of big fat women. As mentioned before Reynolds is the richest religion as MR Reynolds drew pots of gold and made them real due to his greatness.

The founders

Reynolds was declared a religion by John 'spectacles' Hackney and Joe 'ginger/Mullet?sally sebastian larkin' Sebastian Larkin. However their were many other notable characters such as, Kye Mason. The founders are granted special status within the religion and only have to say good things to Mr Reynolds when they see him, but they may also bow to him like regular worshipers.

Opposition

The main opponents to Reynolds is Miss Randall, another Media Teacher jealous of Mr Reynold's powers. Almost as soon as Reynolds was founded she managed to covert A hap-less student, Chris 'know-it-all' Morris it her own rubbishy religion which is not even a proper religion, unlike the great Reynolds.