User:The shmitts

ξ A-ManAlexander Leigh Morris, (ÁŁÅŻØŘ), born in Alantis, the first human. A mutated mermaid who wished and wished with all his heart to have legs, so he could dance in the streets. The date when he finally got his legs was 5000 BC. His first words upon being upon land were: "LOOK MA, IVE GOT LEGS". The octopus woman who gave him his legs made him trade his leather converse hitops. they were easy to part with because he had no legs. After tricking the octopus woman to regain his shoes, Alexander relized his first powers were indeed magical. He is capable of shooting lazers out of his eyes as well as flying. He utilized this powers to their fullest extend in 1892 when he went to go take a bit out of the sun.

In 4000 BC, he ruled several dynasties in Egypt before switching to ruling the Roman Emperor in 200 Bc, known as ΛτΣχΣηρThe shmitts (talk) 06:15, 6 January 2012 (UTC) He brought popcorn and the popular board game Monopoly into exsistance at this time.

He also starred in the hit Broadway musical Legally Blonde Two. He declined the offer to star in another broadway musical called Spiderman, Turn off the Dark to purse his career NASCAR driving. He is the fastest racecar driver in the world due to another one his many talents of attaching rockets to the back of inanimate objects.

He may seven thousands years old, but is looking spry, also described as scrumpdidddlyishious. He took medication created by the Nutty professor to look younger again. He commented it all in the hips and proceded to dance some more. Alexander currently is fighting the aliens known as pocahontas on Mars, 2012.