User:Thealst

= My really informative and not at all made up user page = This is where I tell a bit about myself. However, I am selfish, so you guys suck.

Everything that you 'really' don't want to know about me

 * I enjoy breathing, eating and punching people in the noses.
 * I have a large collection of 50₵ coins. Whoopee Doo.

I go to school, (probably) and I like to create user pages.

Where I live
I live in Wikipedia. I usually frequent Melbourne, so you can find me in tattered clothes in Melbourne, usually under the Bolte Bridge, but more commonly begging for money in the Crown Casino.

What I don't Do for a living

 * Public Speaking