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Chris Rettenmaier


Chris was not so much born as he spontaneously appeared one day, a product of all that is good in the universe. Other than his miraculous birth Chris lived a fairly normal childhood, engaging in Nerf gun battles, hot-wheels races, and other such activities children are prone to undertake. Until, that is, his thirteenth birthday. The day after his thirteenth birthday he realized he could read other people's minds. As he grew older he realized he had other powers as well: he could teleport (kind of like Nightcrawler in the X-Men movies, but a lot cooler), in the foot steps of Mario, he has learned to shoot fireballs with his hands and can shoot different shapes, he can sculpt water, and many other powers. Recently, while in college, he has learned how to make objects levitate. He has also created several new elements, Chrisium being the most recent. He plans to rule the world some day and has already carved out a small empire in the southwestern United States, centered in Orange County, California. He has named his empire Christopherum, though you know it as Southern California, Arizona, and New Mexico.

Stay tuned for more........