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The Klock rebellion


 * Two starving greeks, in exile from the EU and Germoney arrive at La quinta highschool, a fictional land in which moles and klocks reign supreme, become the only living historians to provide a perspective on the klock rebellion. Their names are Paul "the mole converter" miller Jr, and Gurvinder Mcchandi.

Intro to millerism: The one true prophet of the god our mole, Paul Miller, had appeared before the mere mortals who dareth appear in AP CHEM. Miller taught them of the power of moles, and how one may convert to and fro. Three young apprentices known as: sHane noRdquest, DANL, and John Boyle would go on to make the cult both violent and powerful. They spread the word of Miller, and were helped (as prophesied) by Adam Norris. Norris proclaimed yee yee yee, in the great yee on the Apush, and the people fell to their knees in worship. They praised the mole. They found true religion. ..