User:Thebigred

"Big Red"(born June 6, 1973) is a world famous career criminal. The actual name of "Big Red" is unknown to this date. "Big Red" is most famously known for their 1994 murder of Mr. Clean in Illinois. This resulted in a year-long national manhunt that would end in Utah. "Big Red" is also suspected for murdering at least 5 other people across the nation. "Big Red" was convicted of manslaughter and sentence to 5 years in prison in 1995. He was released in 2000. "Big Red" was soon suspected for an attempted murder, and has been in hiding since. In 2003, "Big Red" had a sex-change operation in a desperate attempt to flee the authorities, but they quickly caught on. The last known apperance of "Big Red" was in 2007, when she married a man named James Masco in Las Vegas and they togther fled the nation. It is believed that the two currently live on the unknown island that the television show "Lost" is based on.

Early Life
"Big Red" was born on a farm in Normal, Illinois in 1973. His father, a psychotic hunter, had a large influence on him. At age 7 in 1980, "Big Red" slipped in a puddle of Mr. Clean at a local store and broke many bones. Internal bleeding nearly killed him. "Big Red" took a vow to seek revenge on Mr. Clean. By the end of his childhood, "Big Red" was an excellent marksman, and psycho.

Mr. Clean Incident
On a July morning in 1994, "Big Red", who had become a professional hunter and lived alone on a farm in Southern Illinois, took a morning drive into a local town. He pulled into a QuickCheck for his normal cup of coffee. He then saw a man exit the store that had a striking resemblance to Mr. Clean. He pulled out a hunting rifle from the back of his pick-up and shot the man 10 times in the chest while screaming "WHO'S HURT NOW!!!". Mr. Clean was later identified as a local resident, Al Bigos. "Big Red" quickly left the scene of the crime. The brutal murder led federal agents on a year-long manhunt that would end in 1995, with the arrest of "Big Red" in Utah. He was brought and tried in Illinois for the murder, and was convicted of 5 years in prison for manslaughter. "Big Red" would sit quietly in prison for the next five years ploting his next crime.

Attempted Murder
After getting out of prison in 2000, "Big Red" moved to Los Angeles, where he would try to commit his next murder. The target: The Director of The Cleaning Products Association of The United States of America. After waiting nearly a year to execute the plan, "Big Red" attacked again. In 2001, while The Director was giving a presentation during a conference in L.A., "Big Red" tried to snipe him from a nearby building. Fortunately, the 5 years in prison must have tampered with "Big Red"'s ability to get the "Headshot". The Director was shot in the leg, and only suffered minor wounds. The feds quickly realized it was "Big Red" again, and "Big Red" was forced into hiding again.

Operation/Marriage
In 2003, "Big Red" surfaced in NYC for a sex-change operation in a desperate attempt to flee the feds. Though the operation was successful, "Big Red", now a "she", was unable to escape the authorities. In 2007, "Big Red" re-surfaced in Las Vegas, where a "one-night stand" between her and a man named James Masco resulted in marriage. The husband's signature on the marriage license reads "Big Red's Bitch". The Wife's signature is difficult to read, probably due to large alcohol comsumption, and "Big Red"'s new alias is only readable as, "St___an__e Wi_n___". It is thought that Masco's extreme femine looks attracted "Big Red", who still had male hormones left after the operation. They then stole a private aircraft and fled the U.S. It is believed that they currently live happily on the unknown island that the television show "Lost" is based on.