User:Thebiguglyalien/April Fools' Day 2024



I am ꂵꁲꁅꃔꌈꈜꀷꑀꊯꊿꌅꂵ꒐ꈜꀷꑀꏳꁲꑀ꒒꒐ꈜ, prodigal son of Mars. I have established residence on this planet to study its inhabitants and to assess all inter-planetary security threats they may introduce. Wikipedia and its methods coincide with my own, so at times I will document my studies on this platform to bring enlightenment to its native species. The topics on which I focus my studies are those believed to be the greatest threats to galactic stability.

While I possess valuable information about my home that would be of great use to this planet's development, I am unable to disclose it due to Wikipedia's conflict of interest requirements.

Useful links: Casual conversation forum • Complaints box • Find Wikipedia's best • Useful sources

Things I wrote: April Fools Day 2023 • April Fools Day 2024 • The Bible • Complaining • Things of value

Helpful Essays
 * Incivility
 * Do as you please
 * Don't help too much
 * You're a nutcase
 * You suck. Cheers! :)


 * How to edit
 * Go ahead, vandalize
 * Never stop editing
 * Wanted articles
 * Wikipedia is not for true information


 * Blunt advice
 * Anything you say can and will be used against you
 * Cough it up $
 * POV pushing is actually a good thing
 * Statistically, your idea is bad

Source Wishlist Each of these sources could allow for the creation of dozens if not hundreds of new articles.

Promoted articles

4 Featured Articles • 34 Good Articles • 1 Featured List


 * Things I found under my bed


 * Dime (United States coin)
 * Doritos
 * Dust
 * Floor
 * House cricket
 * Nail (fastener)
 * Regret
 * Rick Moranis
 * Thread (yarn)


 * Upcoming events


 * (415029) 2011 UL$21$ collision
 * 2039 Ebola pandemic
 * 2052 Ebola pandemic
 * First inauguration of Kendall Jenner
 * History of faster-than-light travel
 * Mass extinction events in the Fiji–Grenada war
 * National collapse in Europe during the Fiji–Grenada war
 * People's Democratic Republic of the Vatican
 * Timeline of the Big Bounce
 * World peace


 * Easy-to-chew foods


 * Macaroni and cheese
 * Mashed potato
 * Milkshake
 * Noodle
 * Porridge
 * Scrambled eggs
 * Sponge cake
 * Uranium-235


 * Dogs


 * Chihuahua (dog breed)
 * Dachshund
 * Duane Chapman
 * He Dog
 * Peggy (dog)
 * Sergeant Stubby
 * Snoop Dogg


 * Misc


 * Fiji–Grenada relations

Longest FA: Fiji–Grenada relations (8,711 words)

Shortest FA: Rick Moranis (1,286 words)

Most popular FA: Floor (108,296 daily views)

Least popular FA: Noodle (562 daily views)

Longest GA: Mass extinction events in the Fiji–Grenada war (12,832 words)

Shortest GA: Regret (7 words)

Most popular GA: Regret (5,513 daily views)

Least popular GA: Dime (United States coin) (0.1 daily views)

Nominations:

Current nominations
 * Tile
 * Yogurt
 * Bread crumbs
 * List of robotic dogs
 * 2061 Ebola pandemic

Good articles in progress
 * Everything
 * Nothing
 * Teletubbies

Featured articles in progress
 * Mashed potato

Good topics in progress
 * Things that start with M (3146/204657)
 * Fiji–Grenada war (12/93)
 * Presidents named Obama (0/1)

Articles I've Reviewed


 * 1) Hominidae
 * 2) China
 * 3) Physics
 * 4) Twilight Sparkle
 * 5) United States
 * 6) Tom Brady
 * 7) Home Alone 3
 * 8) Home Alone 4
 * 9) Home Alone: The Holiday Heist
 * 10) Home Sweet Home Alone
 * 11) Film as a Subversive Art
 * 12) Nuclear weapons in the Fiji–Grenada war
 * 13) Colonization of Mars
 * 14) Human mission to Mars
 * 15) Space sexology
 * 16) Atheism
 * 17) uwu
 * 18) Human extinction
 * 19) Calculus
 * 20) Terroristic threat
 * 21) Divine revelation
 * 22) Chemistry
 * 23) India
 * I
 * 1) Am (cuneiform)
 * 2) ... Not!
 * 3) Alien (franchise)
 * 4) The
 * 5) G-man
 * 6) M.A.D.E.
 * A
 * 1) Replica

Unsolicited peanut gallery comments unless otherwise noted. Divine revelation in italics. Terroristic threats in bold.

Awards