User:Thebrootunit

Birth
The Broot Unit was genetically constructed in a laboratory secretly set up by Russia in the 1960's at an undisclosed date and time. He claims to be 17 in human years, but this is highly debated, as his personality and sense of humor are that of an adolescent. After his birth, he was shipped to Idaho in hopes that he would never make it out of rural America.

Life
The Broot Unit was soon found, clothed, and taken to Texas. Most of his youth was spent there, his head being filled with such lies and idiocy as Christianity and Republicanism. He was almost convinced, until he was told to pack for Washington. Once there, he befriended people that could think, so he departed from his old belief system. These friends would be better than any he'd had before, and any that he would have. He would reunite with them every summer and in the sumer of 2008, he will be permanently re join them.