User:Thebruceharris/sandbox

Juan Carlos Tefel

"JTefel" is a Guat who slings ice boxes in Guat. He has good hair, poor vision and an inability to lurk.

Early Lfe

JTefel was born to elitist parents in the elitist section of Guat. Population 3.

Education

JTefel attended Notre Dame where he DID NOT witness Brian Kelly kill a guy.

Career

Dude has been on a magazine cover, a every door direct flier and a milk carton.

He is currently ranked as FirstAndMonday.com's #4 lurker.