User:Theburgerplace

Hello and welcome to my page. Theburgerplace is a specialized site on this here Wikipedia website thing. What am I doing here you ask? Well let me tell you a little bit about theburgerplace....

One day many many hours ago- I'm not quite sure how many it could be 1,000,000 hours ago or it could be 1 hour ago. Anyways it matters not. The point is this- what happened happened in the past. OK so, I suppose Once upon a time would be a better and more accurate statement, even though it is filled with that amazing, wonderful, beautiful thing that is cliche. I find it quite hypocritical to use the word cliche in these days; those using the word then make themselves cliche saying that you hate cliches has become quite a cliche....funny. No, not really. Well maybe...I'm not sure. Anyways what I'm really here to tell is the history of theburgerplace. Its quite the story. So once there was a small little pink haired puddinghead of a girl. She had the strangest premonition one day that she would turn into superman. From then on her imagination went wild. Just insane. Crazier than a spring chicken to quote one of the greats, Uncle Arnie. And it all started when this girl was sitting in the library- she wanted to hold up the idea that she was a reader but really all she did was turn the pages and stare blankly at the words just waiting and waiting and waiting to turn into superman. Then suddenly it happened. She felt a transformation. She was flying around the room. Unfortunately for her though, she had turned into a beach ball and was now being tossed all over the place. She was tossed so far she landed in the nearest burger joint. There she found solace and felt safe from the masses and thus this site and username was created. It is a safe haven for all those who feel victimized by anyone- especially those looking to play beach volleyball.

Signing off Bacon CHEESEBURGER