User:Thecoreyhlltt

David Maury was born in 1981 to Dave's mom and Dave's dad, he was then murdered at age 12 and his identity was taken over by Dabe.

Dabe suffers from many ailments, most well known of course is his prolapsed anus, which he loves to talk about. Second to his anal problems is his alcoholism, then the irrefutable FACT that Dabe closet meat eater and is often seen making out with cheesesteaks from genos.

-Places you're most likely to find Dabe include; a bar.