User:Thecoweatsfrootloopsatmidnight

His name is Matthew. He lives in Ohio, United States of America, North America, America, Earth, The Solar System, Milky Way, The Universe. Oh yeah. The name thecoweatsfrootloopsatmidnight came from a mysterious program found on a calculator. The programs only function was when you opened it, it says "THE COW EATS FROOT LOOPS AT MIDNIGHT,". The only other place that this exact phrase was found was in a poll at the Magic the gathering website. This poll came out on January 13, 2003, a couple years after it was found on the calculator.