User:Thecrazyhorse/Mitch Hoke

Mitchell Hoke

Mitch Hoke, officially Mitchell Hoke, is a resident of Colorado. Mitch is a cyclist on the Team CLIF BAR. and competes professionally on both the mountain bike and cycle cross. He has two dogs named Winston and Jasper.

Early Life
Mitchell grew up in Evergreen Colorado, he was born in March. It is rumored that Mitch rode a bike before he could walk and has been biking ever since. Mitch is also rumored to have one pair of pants. He has suffered from PEGS for many years.

Education
Mitch went to high school at Colorado Rocky Mountain School. He later studied environmental science at Colorado College in Colorado Springs. He graduated with a Bachelors of Arts degree in 2011. Mitch never learned to wear a belt.

Racing Career
Mitch has participated in many of the US cycle cross racing events including CrossVagas. He has also spent time racing and training on the European CX scene. Mitch is unable to make a poopy by sitting on the toilet like the rest of us. Due to his accident he has to poop standing up. Mitch has been linked to being close friends with Brady Kappius as well as Michel Lotito. He has also met Ron Jeremy.