User:Theduck18

I currently attend a college in North West England and have a friend called Chris. My friend Chris is such a strange and unique character that I have decided to write an article on him.

Chris is the most random and un-predictable person that I have ever met, and he does this all in a sub-conscious manner, bless him. He's a perfectly normal guy however he just cracks me up.

A perfect working example of Chris being himself is when he begins to tell you a story about something of relevance to him. He starts with the word basically and he manages to drag out a five minute story into half an hour, and at this point you have lost the will to live at all.

Chris has many hobbies and despite him being useless at every single sport that exists on the planet, he will attempt it. Most of all Chris likes planes and attends air caadets, which is what most of the stories are based on. Chris is the only person I know, who can tell what the type of plane is just by hearing the sound of it flying 20,000 ft above our heads.

Chris has high and ever hopeful ambissions to do many things. However myself and a few other friends belive that one day he could be a super airline pilot taking customers to far off destinations. Chris fills the empty space of meaningless quotes and practical gags that I feel is necessary in today's society.

Chris is incredibly mentally strong as he can take some awful stick off other people, but he just carries on regardless of what people say about him and continues to be himself.

The moral of this story is that if the world had more people that were like Chris, it would be a much more interesting and pleasant place to live in.