User:Thedylansmells

Though little is known, The Dylan has been know to have pink skin pigment and he/it now lives in South Dakota somewhere. He usually is seen around bars and eating hoagies on his spare time. He likes sunbathing naked on the streets and has yet not been caught by the cops. BEWARE OF THE BIG, NUDE, PINK PIG. He barely can walk as his weight problem slows him down so he's usually riding around his car which is broke. The worn shocks and blown tires were from extreme pressure which has worn them down from his weight. It is known though, that he/it has a unusually large bald spot that you can land a full-scale helicopter on.