User:Thefakers

If a headline starts and ends with an "!", then its as brand new as a newborn baby.

Since i'm not a big fan of My Talk, I post "Random Comments" and random times on this page.

FROM THIS POINT ON, I AM GOING STRAIT!
I am now going straight from this point on, thanks to John254, or whatever his name was. I will be inactive for long periods and most likely won't edit (not vandalize) any pages. Actually, my friend Al (not real name)vandalized "Muslim world" and "Rhode Island". I am also concealing my identity and my friend's identity, Al, from now on, because I would hate for WikiPolice (hopefully not real) to track down my IP Address and to trail it to my house and to surround my house with police cruisers and point pistols at me. Although I do play Counter-Strike, I am not real good in those kind of situations (Confession:I mostly die in the first five minutes of a round). Anyway, I wanted to delete my account after me and Al did the vandalism (mostly Al), but I couldn't find the self-destruct button on this thing. So I'm afraid I'm super-glued to Wiki. If you know how to do that, Talk to me. Sorry Muslims, Donald L. Carcieri, and (Muslim)grandmas.

!Things That Rock!
-Rocks

-Gravel

-Diamonds

-Coldplay

-Weezer

-Ferrari cars

-Saab cars

-Apple computers

-Work (just kidding, unless it happens to involve blowing up for stuff)

-Last.fm (the second greatest website next to Google, and seriously go there! And no, I am not one of their paid advertisers)

-Videogames

-PlayStation 3's

-Wiki

!Random Comment!
In Coldplay's Lost!(the one with the exclamation mark), in the background, it sounds like someone, who's going out for a midnight snack, scooping the last bits of ice cream from its tub. You will hear this clearly in the beginning.