User:Theflea023

Theflea023 is a college student who like sunny days and long walks in the park with his best friend Fido. Popular belief says that he took his username from The Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist The Flea, but the real unknown story is that he once saved a beautiful damsel from the grips of and evil dragon, who became outraged, and hired a wizard to cast a spell on him to be eternally burdened with a bad infestation of fleas in his flesh. Ironically the beautiful damsel could no longer stand him and left him for a guy named "Stan". the 23 is significant and from an airplane ride that he took going nowhere in particular when he began seeing that number everywhere, all of a sudden the plane began crashing and with the help of 8 companions *{(3 adults, 3 girls, and 2 other guys) [8*3-1=23] 8(companions)*3(people in each demographic)-1(himself)=23(a sign of evil to come)}* he singlehandedly saved the plane from crashing into the pacific ocean using only the hair from a distressed female, a penny he found on the ground while exploring the cave underneath the Eiffel Tower one day last June, and his own wits. When they finally landed in Singapore they went their own separate ways, presumably to never see each other again.

Perhaps your wondering what the 0 means? well that will all make sense after you read the Wikipedia article entitled "The 0 in Theflea023's username".

Today Theflea023 is retired and lives on his ranch in Texas with his wife (who is way hotter and a lot less crazy then the damsel he saved from the dragon) and his best friend Fido III.

And now a message from the paranoid mind of Theflea023: If you kill me, i will haunt you silly. And i'm not just going to float over your bed and go wooooo! i'll make a more annoying noise, AHHHHHHH