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Pootville
Pootville is a place in Sandy Arabland. It Neighbours Poonville, Pooville, Fartville, and Clumbland. Pootville is home to the legendary Pootish Warriors, lead by Captain Spook.

History
Pootville has a long lineage of old farts (kings) who have ruled Pootville for 100,000,000 years. The Great Old Fart, King Stankybottom, had a beard the length of a 30cm ruler.

Food
The Poots are only able to digest potatoes. This does not leave much room for culinary innovation.