User:Thefrog77

Jess Bridger

Jess Bridger has Burstoutloudrandomlyintosongalitis causing her to sing songs (sometimes songs no one has ever heard). Jess often eats whole scotched eggs within nano seconds and as a result burps a hell of a lot. in fact scientists from cambridge are doing research as it is believed that the gases emmitted from her burps could be a new energy supply for the whole of Britain except the isle of white (cos no one cares about them). the results from this investigation will be out next year.

Jess is a violent person and hits people if they make the slightest joke. Rumours have spread that Jess is only part human and that her dad is actually a Cobra, as Jess is also capable of spitting out poison, well not so much poison but sick saliva which is just as gross.

As a child Jess swallowed a dicionary (yes her mouth was that big) as she grew up she realised that she could recite any word from the dictionary and now uses the longest possible word she knows to say something as a result it takes jess 14 minutes just to say "hello how are you?" If you ever see her never ever ask her "What happened on Hollyoaks last night" You will be 82 by the tiime she finishes.