User:Thegarside

User:thegarside

THE FIRST BIOGRAPHY OF HIS ROYAL MAJESTY GARSIDE

High king Garside the first of randomsville started off as a much humbler creature then the glorified hero that our majesty is presently, Garside was born in a hole full of wandering mongolian immigrants, who became stranded in the hole (which is now known as canberra, or canberri in old abodiginal) due to an attempt at galactic conquest by hanna montana, less than two years after his birth Garside was thrown in jail for violently assaulting a marooned whale. A witness had this to say about the event: it was awefull, he ran up to the sperm and started whacking it, all the while screaming "ten damage, ten damage" It took several minutes before the witness had consolled themselves enough to continue," and then he simply started spinning round and yelling about how he was a hurricane. He was released nine months later after being bailed out by "uncle ron", but then less than two hours after being released he was picked up by the police for breaking into a zoo and toepunting as many penguins as possible.

seven years later Garside was released on parole and then struck it big with a 124 year old billionairess, called Timetha Nixon(who died two days later after walking into a nerf door and then stumbling down the stairs before decapitating herself on a sharpened hamster egg.)

and that little children is how babies are made....