User:Theinfernalshva

ṆIn the year 1751, Maria Amalia of Saxony was heired unto the royal throne of Spain. Queen Amalia was said to have been unhappy with her father's decision in marriage to King Jacques Casanova of Spain. Her unahppy marriage caused her to lust for the Czechoslovakian monarch Pravolone Cartwright Hviezdoslavick.

At one point, King Jaques was required to attend a peace conference in the Middle East. While he was away, Queen Amalia traveled to Czechoslovakaia to visist her secret love. The two slept together and as a result Queen Amalia became pregnant with our hero, Shvahmez Satchidananda Hviezdoslavick. Before the young Shvamez turned twelve, the Queen and King had become tired of the insolent Jaques Casanova. He was mysteriously murdered on the street by means of arrow through the skull on March 24, 1762. The murder was traced back to a servant of King Pravaolone who was said to have electroctued himself in fear. Spain and Czechoslovakia were soon thrown into a royal feud. Queen Amalia and King Pravolone of Czechoslovakia proposed to form a new nation of Czechoslospania.

When Shvamez turned seventeen years young, he was annexed unto the throne of Czechoslospania. The new country consisted of many genetic mutants including people lacking chromosome 17 and 16 and without eyebrows. Shvamez was very proud to be the leader of this new country. He showed his gratitude toward the people who supported him by throwing pieces of dead skin and hair at his mutant followers in hopes that his unmutated DNA would cure them. He was viewed as the Christ of Czechoslospania.

Just as the country was at its peak, Spain had become aware of this new parasitical country causing dishonor to the throne of Spain. Spain and Czechoslospania became involved in a war known as the Two Day Battle for Poverty. During these three days, Spainiard soldiers stole all of the potatos from Ireland, causing the Great Potato Famine. They had robbed the country's soil of its ability to produce enough nutrients for the growing of potatos. This was in order to keep Spain safe from the the Czechoslospanian potato launchers. Instead of using potatos, Czechoslospania cleverly used rocks instead and shattered the windshield of the King of Spain's car. Spain retaliated by putting Pop Rocks in potatoes and lighting them on fire and throwing them at the shoe stores of Czechoslospaina.

Shvamez was frightened for the outcome of Czechoslospania so he electocuted himself in fear for the profits of the shoe stores. The religious leader had died, many Czecholsospanian soldiers were frightened and spiritually lost. As a result, the country of Czechoslospania was disbanded and a once terrible and poverty stricken empire had become shoeless. Spain came out victourious and refuses to ever speak of the war and unplanned marriage (and our hero) ever again. Shvamez now dead has a also said to be reincarnated. Sources say he now lives in the bay state out in the woods of central S**r*i*g. The Czechoslospanians still walk among us looking for their leader reincarnated. We have been able to trace his location through an ancient scroll called the scroll of the infernal shvam.

Shvamez was very pleased to learn that he had a rare skin disease called 1/melanoma. Basically this disease causes a persons skin to fall off and regenerate a clone of the person whos skin it originally was. As Shvamez died, a piece of his leg skin fell off and regenerated a new Shvamez.