User:Thejadefalcon/Fangirls

With the recent spate of vandalism I've recieved, I figured that it was time I created a page where all of my happy, happy fans can meet and greet. Here's the fanmail they've sent to my user pages. While page blankings and altering my words into gibberish are appreciated, guys, they're not listed here. Neither are most sockpuppets, though, occasionally, I might put one of their edits up here if it's too good not to.

My Ambiguous Sexual Orientation and Practises...

 * 1) listen u little homo....you need to stop being a chach. Buck is a faggot and a retard and everyone know it. so if u delete my shit again i will comment again bwahhaha. love you!...you know what im sorry baby i love you! i hope we can get through this? - (after a spate of vandalism on Talk:Halo 3: ODST) Source
 * 2) Hey moron maybe if you were not a dumb brit than you would realize that a faggot is not a type of food ya dumbass. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(slang) - (I can't believe I only just spotted this one...) Source
 * 3) i lick my momz smelly hairy pussy. - (I'd give that cat a bath before you lick it) Source
 * 4) Being a massive faggot with nothing else better to do than be a Wikipedia admin. - (this was rapidly followed by...) Source
 * 5) Wait, I'm sorry mah niggah. I didn't realize you were a Battletech fan too. PEACE. - (I always knew I'd done something right in my life :P) Source

Generic Insults

 * 1) mother fucker - edit summary of Source (this edit contained an epic fail of image-related vandalism. The userbox was in a hidden section, so only visible on the edit screen and the other picture is locked down to specific pages to prevent vandalism)
 * 2) Needs to realize when people remove content from a Wikipedia article that is based on speculation and not fact nor does it have support of a reference shouldn’t consider it vandalism......prick. - (Needs to realise that when people make an edit that may or may not be a mistake, blanking a page isn't the way to go about saying that) Source
 * 3) I'm fat - (I'm sorry to hear that, 89.242.227.171, but I'm afraid that Wikipedia cannot give out advice on how to lose weight...) Source

Incomprehensible Nonsense

 * 1) I LOVE COD 6! - (Yes, I do. What's your point?) Source
 * 2) How quick are you? - (Yeah, that's what she said... I'm sorry... I'll pack my bags) Source
 * 3) Stop this foolishness at once! If it persists, there will be consequences! Mark my words! - (I know. That's what she said jokes are so 2008) Source
 * 4) You-know-who's back! - (Knock knock./Who's there?/You know./You know who?/Yep... Avada kedavra!/*dies*) Source
 * 5) Another vandal intruding on my territory? TO WAR!! (This is Thejadefalcon's favourite vandal speaking, BTW) - (I'll go cry havoc...) Source
 * 6) I actually like the PS3 and Grand Theft Auto, not the Xbox 360 and Halo! - (Halo, gorgeous... come up with a Grand Theft Auto pun to match and I'll buy you a PlayStation 4) Source

Page Moves

 * 1) From User:Thejadefalcon to Annoying user 1 - (Is this just the start of a list, do you think? Or am I equivalent to Public Enemy Number One?) Source
 * 2) From User:Thejadefalcon to User:Theannoyingfalcon - (Not quite as catchy as "Jade," sorry) Source
 * 3) From User:Thejadefalcon to User:Theannoyingfalcon - (and again...) Source

It's worth noting that all of the page moves failed. :P

There is NO attack
Hi Jadefalcon!

I did NOT attack McGeddon, I made it very clear in my statement that "I mean no disrespect"...... all I want is for the information to remain accurate. So if you are not from Special Operations please refrain from editing inaccurate information. Please read the following article from Dean Rostar, Croatian Police Special Forces

http://www.specwog.bujinkan.hr/tekst-en.php?subaction=showfull&id=1084266135&archive=&start_from=&ucat=1&

Again, I make it very clear that I mean no disrespect to anyone, regardless of whether or not they are civilians.

Peace!

- (This was brought on by... well... this nonsense... a flick through his contributions reveals that I just took on a ninja and lived. I am more awesome than I imagined...) Source

A Heart Attack
-vandalizes yer page with hearts- <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 - (Despite the username being highly familiar to me, I have no idea who this is, but I like it. In fact, I liked it so much, I was forced to reply...) Source
 * [[Image:Information.svg|25px]] Welcome to Wikipedia. Although everyone is welcome to contribute to Wikipedia, one of your recent edits appeared to be a heart attack and has been hospitalised. Please use the sandbox for any medical ailments you would like to make, and read the welcome page to learn more about contributing heart transplants to this encyclopedia. Thank you. -- Thejadefalcon Sing your song The bird's seeds 17:20, 14 January 2010 (UTC)