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The striking visual style and awesome violence of ZENO CLASH work surprisingly well together. The art of wart, painted in shades of pastel. By Evan Lahti

Playing Zeno Clash is like attending an exhibit by an avant garde painter, where a scheduling snafu leads to Wrestlemania XXVI taking place instead.

Conventional etiquette holds that ramming your knee into a spectator in the presence of Monet or Van Gogh shows a lack of class, but in this case gorgeous art and fisticuffs mesh superbly in this gloriously demented first-person brawler.

Have you heard this story before? Man returns from introspective personal journey, man kills his androgynous hermaphroditic parent, man flees horde of mutant siblings with girlfriend who has horns coming out of her huge '80s metal hair. I'm guess not. Your escape from the angry mob of mutant siblings leads to a spectrum of psychedelic locales: purple-tree forests, netherworlds where shadow-men lurk in electric fog, floating down midnight rivers on a gondola made of bone, sandy dunes grazed by brontosaur-giraffes...

Zeno Clash isn't interested in being 'different for different's sake.' The insane narrative fashions a context that stimulates - not to make some high-falutin' point about creativity in gaming. Embracing the eccentricity will only draw you in further, but it's still secondary to Zeno strong suit: punching the blood out of every cartoon-faced Cro-Magnon or thing-that-looks-like-a-humanoid-kiwi you meet.

First-person fighting grounds the game in familiar mechanics, but turns the familiar into the exotic with intensely physical hand-to-hand combat, dual trout pistols, bone swords, and double-crossbows that fire skulls at enemies. You won't be executing any complex combos, but the simple set of moves works, and is made even better by all the visual feedback you get. A finishing uppercut that flings foes spread-eagled into the nearest wall just doesn't get old. The sense of recoil a blocked punch produces, the momentum gained when you wind a haymaker by holding right-click, the camera swivel-sway when you get smashed by a charging elephant man - few engines (in this case, Valve's Source) can render character physics in a way that elevates the intensity and intimacy of combat this well.

Your enemies' expressiveness contributes a lot: they'll taunt, groan, bleed and bruise as their life-bars empty. The only flaws are a handful of animations that don't detect collision (you might have to wait for a thug to finish his 'getting up off the ground' animation before you hit him) and a sticky lock-on system that stay tethered to enemies when you want to sprint away.

Zeno other flaws are almost as minor. The elephant men minibosses you encounter rely too heavily on a charge attack: fights quickly settle into a predictable bull-dodging pattern. Along those lines, most of Zeno five boss encounters boil down to basic mechanics that you've seen in other games.

Yet so overpoweringly physical is the combat, so adjective-escaping the surreal art design, that you're able to shrug most of this off and enjoy five or six hours putting paid to the notion of action games as the preserve of space marines, paratroopers and enchanted plate mail. A satisfying challenge mode provides replay value in the form of a dozen or so varied battle royale events to work through.

It's a well-spent shift away from the usual genres for anyone worn out on action/FPS fare, or who misses the offbeat worlds of '90s PC adventure games. And hey, if you get to sock a few parrot men in the beak along the way, so much the better.

Verdict box-out A completely welcome contrast to anything you've ever played, with the best first-person fisticuffs in a game.

84% A box-out down the left of the page

What is it?
A dreamlike world filled with original characters that you fist into submission.

Influenced by
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic

Play it on
Dual-core 2.4 GHz, 2GB RAM, GeForce 8800GT/Radeon 4850

[I'm not sure if those are the minimum requirements or their own recommendations - Jade]

Alternatively
Box a large man wearing an elephant hide while under the influence of hallucinogens.

Copy Protection
Steam, Direct2Drive Other Info [Doubt you'll need this, but just in case - Jade]

Expect to pay: £15

Release: Out now

Publisher: ACE Team

Developer: In-house

Multiplayer: None

Link: zenoclash.com Citation