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Mark Persall

Marcus Elizabeth Persall was born June 12, 1974 in Windsor, Ontario. He is a former MLB baseball player and a community god. He has had the nicknames "The Colossis of the Curveball" and "Mark". {| class="wikitable" [[Media:http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark_Persall/640733931]]

Mark was drafted my the Milwaukee Brewers in the 1992 draft. He pitched 7 seasons, racking up an unbleiable 9,236 strikeouts, giving up 2 walks and a career ERA of 0.00, with his only 5 hits coming off the bat of Ken Griffey Jr.

Best ever..no doubt. With a curveball like that and the biceps he has, i'd rather go play for the Detroit Lions then go at bat aganist Persall"- Keny Griffey Jr.

After he was banned because of his lethal curveball, Mark came back home where he made a name for himself as the next Sparky Anderson. Led by his World Gym beater, Mark led West to 3 consecutive Provincial appearences. He then left West to pursue higher dreams.

"Do they know who I am? I'm Mark persall @%$**! They can't hold me"- Mark Persall, 2001

He led the Windsor Titans to places they couldn't dream of reaching, before his abrubt dismissal in 2004.

Nowadays you can find Mark working out at World Gym, walking his dog and just being a great person. (but not half the person Pat Goudreau is)

Litlle known facts about Mark. - On April 12, 1914 Mark hit a ball for a homerun out of the ballpark. Scientist believe that ball hit and eventually sunk the Titanic - he broke the arms off a bowflex..only man EVER to do it - in 1991, people began calling Wayne Gretzy "The Great One". Mark wasnt happy, and decided to throw a curveball at Waynes head. Wayne neevr led no one call him the great one again - set the record for being on the cover of mens health: 83 times - This is the last warning you will receive for your disruptive edits. If you vandalize Wikipedia again, you will be blocked from editing.