User:Thelostti

TheLostTI also known as Kalo and an earlier alias Taysiir is an amateur musician and producer. He is currently employed as an officer in the U.S. Army. He is the third member to join the Thinking Impaired (TI),  and his screen name is reflective of his status as the only member of the TI currently living outside the U.S.A. His work for the Thinking Impaired consists of music production for the Tuss Toss game and web cartoons, as well as his blog as Kalo58. His main interests on Wikipedia are to educate the world on the Thinking Impaired and all things Tussin.

Thinking Impaired
The Thinking Impaired is a collaborative group of friends who produce media content based on the principle that life needs to be more fun. Though accounts differ, the TI is commonly agreed to have been formed in 1996 by precocious talents Sirklawd and TrueDavlyness. The two teamed up together later the same year to publish the first issue of the TI cartoons, starring the first 5 TI members. TheLostTI believes the name Thinking Impaired was derived as a play on the 1994 Farrelly Brothers movie Dumb and Dumber, however Sirklawd and True Davlyness present an opposing view (needs citation).

Members
In the first year of its inception (1996), TI had 5 members: SirKlawd, TrueDavlyness, TheLostTI, Sirswank and SirGryph. In 1997 Nitrannon joined. 98-2000 Saw the introduction of Smitty and Sparhawk. The year of MacoftheMarne's introduction is a point of contention, but it is generally understood he was a full fledged member by 2000. What is undisputed is that he has been Thinking Impaired his entire life.

Womens
The Brunette Brothel is a group of four attractive dark haired friends who roomed together at an an apartment at the University of Rhode Island. Two are currently married to members of the TI while a third is engaged. Attractive women continue to hang around and marry the 9 male members of the TI for reasons no one can explain.

Tussin
Tussin is the embodiment of all things good. The more recognized usage of the word comes from a cough suppresant ingested in liquid form. The first popular use of the term is credited to Chris Rock in his comedy show Bigger and Blacker.  Smitty first coined the term "'Tussin in the Hole"' while playing Pitch in Senior Lounge.