User:Themagicnipple4

The Magic Nipple 4
The Magic Nipple 4 (pronounced shmeg-ma) is a wikipedia user out to do stuff that people do all the time, without accounts. Some people think I'm a nerd. You can read why in that section of this page.

Name
The name comes from a youtube comedian named adamwestslapdog who has many usernames on different sites and on one of those sites it is the magic nipple, but it also happens to be the only username that isn't adamwestslapdog. He is aslo British I think. It is likely that he is British because of the way he says "adult". In the US the a in adult is pronounced like the u in umbrella, where in Britain it is pronounced like the a in at. So after this long explanation, if you were enough to read it, then you know why my name is how it is.

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Jokes
Who's the biggest whore?

Mrs.PacMan because for 25¢ she will try to eat as many balls as she can until she dies.

3 explorers were looking in the forest when they were captured by Indians. They were taken to their chief, and he said go out into the forest and come back with the same kind of fruits. The first guy comes back with bananas, and the chief says, shove them all up your ass without making a sound. So the 1st guy gets bananas in when he starts screaming, so the indians kill him. The second guy comes back with berries, and they shove in and are about to shove the in when he starts laughing, so the indians killed him. Now the first two explorers souls fly out of their bodies and into heaven and they start talking. The first explorer says "Hey dude why did you laugh you could've gone back and told our families what had happened." The 2nd explorer replies, "Sorry I just couldn't stop when I saw Fred comin down the hill with pineapples."

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked,

"Do you know what it is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."

That's when a little girl at the back of the room yelled,

"Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!!"

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "

She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

If your wondering why there aren't any swear words spelled the right way, it has something to do with parental controls.

Random Upside-Down Crap (Guinea Pig Club or Something)
If you want to bother reading it then it's your problem.

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