User:Themasterofpotato/sandbox

Themasterofpotato (also known as Master of Swag, Creator of Swag and the Swaglord) is the most swaggy person in the known universe. Many people have tried to challenge his swag but all of his challengers have been vanquished. He likes to do dat thang in his spare time and he is the greatest person alive. You cannot even comprehend how amazing he is. His real name cannot be spoken by any language of man or alien. His name can only be demonstrated by interpretive dance and laser show. To save on expenses and laser eye damage many simply call him Cloud. Calum is his arch nemesis. He hacked Microsoft in the cold war of 1985. In conclusion, he is the ultimate.