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Harambe at a Glance
Harambe was born on May 27, 1999. Harambe was only 17 when he was shot to death in the hood by a group of assassins sent by the US government, who, at the time, were under command of Hillary Clinton. It is believed that Harambe was sent down by the Gods to bring peace to all mankind, along with his other fallen brother, Cecil, the lion who was also assassinated by a government employee in July of 2015.

Ministry of Harambe
During short time on earth, Harambe left a huge impact on this world. Harambe taught us to treat each other the way we want to be treated. Harambe also led the march on washington along side his monkey brother Martin Luther King Jr. during the civil rights movement.

Harambe's Achievements

 * Proved that the Earth is actually flat in 2007
 * Created the internet in 2003
 * Legalized Marijuana in The Great State of Colorado
 * Invented the wheel
 * Won the nobel prize for discovering the cure to Autism
 * Head figure of the fight to destroy animee and furries.
 * Died for our sins.

Remembering Harambe
Today millions whip their dicks out daily to remember our brother, mentor, and savior. Amen