User:Themordaciousonion

I don't know how you got here or why you would want to be here but this is my Wikipedia page, I guess. Just so you know, there is absolutely nothing of value here. You have been warned.

So I guess I have to put down my interests. Well, why would I do that?

Cool, I can link stuff, too. Sadly, this is what I have to deal with every day.