User:Theodope

Introduction (and part of the conclusion too)
If you've come here to learn more about Theodope you have come to the wrong page. But here's some food for thought:

One bright day, in the middle of the night, two dead men stood up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other. Drew their swords, and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the sound, and put those boys back in the ground. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask Harry the blind man, he saw it, too.

Here's a little secret not many know of. Nuwaubianism is the answer to all of your questions. SShhhhh!

Conclusion
Be patient! I'm working on it!