User:Theomnictionarian

Hello and welcome to the one, the only, the real-life user page of TheOmnictionarian. I have been operating under a guest license on this site for many a year now, and the mystery ends here. You may be wondering in your ingenious little mind what has lead you here, and to this question of ages I answer "your hunger and thirst for the untrustworthy knowledge brought to you by Wikipedia in combination with your need of information for that project due tomorrow". And with that last statement, there is a problem. Not just an infinitesimal, negligible, so-ignorable-that-it's-not-even-acknowledged problem; but a gargantuan, menacing, seriously serious problem. That problem would be, my friends, the tendency of Wikipedia to provide us with not-so-accurate information that will single-handedly ruin your prospects for a successful informational background on that physics project that you really weren't supposed to use Wikipedia for (I mean come on now, it said on the sheet "NO WIKIPEDIA AT ALL EVER NEVER NOPE DON'T DO IT" in blatant {insert native language here}).

Enter moi.

With my seemingly infinite knowledge of the universe, mastery of the grammar of the English language that is ever-so-elusive to some, and (not to mention) charm and good looks, I am being the messiah for you. That's right: I am the Batman that slays the Joker of Invalidity; the Spiderman that vanquishes the Green Goblin of Fraudulence; and... well, every character from "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen". I am the superhero that wears no cape; the masked vigilante; the silent overseer. I am also, as you could probably have told from my numerous superhero references, I giant and hopeless geek. Therefore, Wikipedia - an almost infinite source of knowledge on all things ever - is my perfect home.

I am TheOmnictionarian. Welcome to my batcave.