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The Monkey-Banana Constant
The Monkey-Banana Constant contains three rules:

1.	Monkey eat banana

2.	If monkey doesn’t eat banana it’s not a monkey

3.	I don’t know why there is a third rule that’s pretty much it

This constant is relevant in several areas of astrophysics and mechanical engineering. In Canada, it is illegal to disagree with or question the Monkey-Banana Constant, offenders being immediately executed.

“oo-oo-oo ah ah ah!” – Monkey with banana