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= Muriel Wang = Muriel Wang (proper noun): "Mew" + "real," a Yalie in Trumbull, the residential college that makes people go "eh." She loves escape rooms, but she won't be able to escape this roast.

Personal Life
Muriel was born on May 3rd, 1998. She grew up in Shanghai but calls an absurd number of other places her home, such as Boston, New Hampshire (???), Singapore, and of course New Haven. She has an older sister named Macrina, but I think roasting people's families should be off-limits so let's get down to the real business.

"therealmuriel" went to St. Paul's high school in New Hampshire, where she was a member of the MUN team and the Debate team. Here at Yale, she does a lot of international relations stuff like Hemispheres, YRIS, SCSY, YMUN, YMGE, and lots of other activities that start with a Y and end with some catchy acronym. Last year, she also worked with the Student Film Festival, which you should all come to this year in April (!!!). One of her special talents is to make up songs to memorize random things, so she might have to make up a song to remember the crazy amount of things she's involved in.

Muriel also works as a recruitment coordinator for the Undergrad Admissions Office, which means that she probably enjoys torturing the thousands of high-schoolers for whom she presses the "reject" button.

Additionally, she's just too sweet ("and her glasses are too round") so I didn't have the heart to say that she really looks like she could use some extra sleep, or that maybe she should transfer out of Trumbull to go to a better college. You're the best Muriel, you really deserve a better place to live.

I couldn't find that much dirt on her, so I decided to have fun with her photos instead.